Evergreen Traffic Controller Die Cut Sticker

"Move Along? I Don't Think So."

Forget the flashing lights and the orange vests. In these mountains, there is only one true authority on the road, and he doesn't care about your 8:00 AM meeting or your heated seats. Meet the Evergreen Traffic Controller—the 700-pound Bull Elk currently standing perfectly still in the middle of Highway 74.

This decal is a tribute to the "Evergreen Stoplight": that moment when two lanes of traffic come to a complete standstill because a local resident with a massive rack of antlers decided the grass on the other side of the double yellow line looks slightly better. It’s for the drivers who have mastered the art of "Elk-Braking" and the tourists who have finally learned that honking just makes them look at you with even more judgment.

Product Features:

• Non-Regulation Authority: Featuring the unmistakable silhouette of Evergreen’s most stubborn civil servant.

• High-Altitude Vinyl: Built to survive the same brutal mountain winters and high-UV summers as the Elk themselves. Weather-proof, salt-proof, and tourist-proof.

• Tactical Application: Ideal for the back window of your 4x4, your roof rack, or the cooler you take to the Lake.

Apply this sticker to your vehicle to signal your department: Unit 74 - Antler Division. It tells the world that you know the rules of the road in Evergreen: They stand, you wait, and everybody gets a photo.